"Thank you for saving lifes!"
It just keeps ringing in my head, yes yes, thank me, thank me, I am a magnanimous savior and brave hero.

Okay la, I donated blood today.
- Proud.

I'm so brave, la la la.

But the hero, yours faithfully, was utterly embarrassed on my way home. I fucking drooled all over my bag when I fell asleep. I can imagine my saliva drooling down (around 15cm or so) from my mouth to my bag.

- Enough! Stop giving the grossed out look.