HA!

Joke of the day,
Natalie Phoenicia Teong.

Some cartwheel you were able to do.

You see, Natalie claimed she could do a cartwheel when she was young,
so I showed her that I could do it too.

You see, we were doing it in class,
by the whiteboard.

So she decided to try and relive her childhood memories
and tried to do one too,
before she even did half the cartwheel she hit her ankle,
on the side of the whiteboard.
She was in pain, I tell you.

Hilarious sight, hilarious.
Poor Nat had to walk like she broke her back,
the whole day because of the pain.

Another joke of the day,
Me.

You see, me and Nizar,
(fuck you Nizar, how come you play no prob,
I play, kena scolding)
decided we were to have an office chair race,
out in the corridor.

AND YES,
I got caught by the DM.

Why?
Because my stupid chair got stuck,
at the side of the corridor,
and Nizar managed to roll fast enough into the classroom,
while I, not only lost the race, got caught and scolded.

Thanks alot, Nizar, thanks.

I swear the DM had no childhood,
I mean, hasn't he raced on office chairs when he was younger?
I mean, they do it now in adult offices too right?
As a form of leisure?
Recreational activity?

Poor guy, he missed out so much of his childhood.
I wonder if he even knows whats ice pop.
Or maybe Pokemon?
How bout' play mobil?
Blessed him, dumb DM.