Happy 17th birthday, Cherie!
Happy 20th birthday, Firizqqi!

Morning didn't start too well,
Woke up late,
Abandoned poor Nizar,
I am supposed to meet him to go to school, you see.
Sorry Nizar! Sorry! *tears* sniff sniff..
*blows tissue* )':
S0rrwiesx w0rrsx!

Next, forgot to bring Emily's present for Cherie.
My God.

CTR test. Shucks.
I'm sure I won't be the top scorer.
Grr. Yeah, Hafiz,
you win, you win.

Shawn Lim,
You're a failure!
Ho, my fave phrase now.
You're a failure!

P/s,
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it fucking hurts.
It fucking hurts, it fucking hurts, it fucking hurts,
it fucking won't stop hurting.

P/p/s,
I pluck an ant's butt out.
Surprisingly, its still alive and kicking!
Walking around looking for its butt,
which was probably squashed in between my fingernails.

Its so amusing,
shut up la, its not cruel, its just a bloody ant.
Imagine an ant without it's butt,
walking around.
Simply amusing.

I can so imagine it when he/she goes home..

Mom Ant: "Terence! Where the hell is your butt?!"
Terence the Ant: "I lost it while playing, gosh, I look so much slimmer and sexier now, I feel so carefree and light!"
Mom Ant: "I quite agree, maybe I should lose mine too.. Maybe lose a pair of legs too, I'll be so much lighter!"

Don't worry ant lovers,
Terence is still walking around on my table.
He looks simply adorable.
Oops, I blew him off the table.
Bye, Terence.