Its 4:24AM,
and I'm bored and still not asleep, apparently.
Staying up so late at nights,
its no wonder I'm still sick.
-rolls eyes

My Itunes love the song "Our Last night",
by Better Than Ezra.
It keeps playing over and over,
alright, I love the song.

And Ezra, thats a bluddy cool name yeah?
I shall name my pinky finger Ezra and draw him a face.



Fierce seh.
My pinky pwns yours.
-ignorant smirk



Aww, my sis's hamster.
Such a photogenic lil' rodent.
Or maybe I'm just a re-ally good photographer.
-scratch head

Will my fucking cough just stop?!
Seriously, just give me a instantaneous cure.

Oh yes, I forgot to tell you,
God was unfair to me,
he didn't give me double eye lids.

SO, painstakingly I had to tape my eyelids.
Now, my right eye has double eyelids,
even without tape,
But my left eye is stuck being single.

Thanks ar, God.
I'm trying to put in something you forgot to do,
and now you do this to me,
thanks ar, thanks.
-punches wall

Now my eyes are cocked up,
one with double lids and one with just one lid.
Great, perfect, its amazing.

Oh yes, have you heard?
Victoria Beckhams and her balls-kicking hubby,
just bought a new mansion.

With a walk in wardrobe,
with 360 degrees cameras shooting at Mrs Beckham's
every possible angles (sounds wrong, who cares),
just so she could see how her damn dress looks like,
when a midget crawls under her.

It also has a computer that registers and plans what Victoria will wear.
Better yet, it has a fucking shiny sparkling bling bling crystal chandelier,
giant wardrobe with dresses that cost bombs and could last her a few million years,
AND GUESS WHAT?
LEATHER FLOORS.
-wtf face-

I'm thinking my wardrobe,
won't even have enough space for her panties.
This lovely couple is so innovative in spending their money.

Yup, she has her husband to roll balls for her leather floors.
It rhymes yaw!

Oh well, I rather she gave me a fraction of that money,
she used to do up the place,
and I'll put it to good use.
Like, getting double eyelid surgery? :)

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Tomorrows the day!
Whoo, I can't wait to see you guys again!
-shakes butt, wags tail
SEEE YOUUUUUU!