Argh, late for school today,
thanks bimbooooos, for waiting at eunos for me.
(Yinen and Natalie)

See, I was so tired
when I reached home from school yesterday,
so after I on my (ultra chio) laptop,
log in to my msn,
I decided to crawl onto my bed to rest for "awhile",
like 5 mins or so,
Whoever fucking knew, awhile could become 10 hours.

Thus, I slept till this morning, late.

Oh by the way, I (finally) got my ITE student pass yesterday.
Not what I expected,
cos its super-ultra-mega-ccb-knn-fuck-ultimate ugly.
Chao chee bai, they only took my face,
seriously, like just my face,
no neck and shoulders, just my face, KANINNA.
I looked as if I'm trying to tip toe for the camera.

Aiya, anyway everyone else's was also so ugly-ly taken,
I can at least feel better, a little.

CCB la, I don't wanna look at my card.

Oh ya, by the way,
why do I seem like the only guy not good at math and science?
Guys are, apparently, supposed to be good at math and science right?

So why do my science and math results look like wiped toilet papers.

I swear I have never ever passed my math and science ever since primary 3?
But I DID score a C5 for my N levels, amazing!

Honestly, I think Oxford passed my N level math papers to a mad retard.
For paper 1, I forgot to bring calculator, I couldn't do no shit on the paper please,
because I am totally incapable of mental calculation..

No la! Its not because of that la, I mean who can't calculate mentally,
must be some freak of nature lor..

So the reason must be evil force pressuring me during paper 1.
- nod nod.

Kay la, I'm a freak of nature.

Anyway, for paper 2 is a funny story.

Seeing that I already gave up on math,
I did one page and flipped to page 2,
then I thought, the fucking paper is 2 hrs long,
I could just anyhow scribble answers in minutes,
why not just take a short nap first.

When I woke up from my nap,
the invigilator announced, "Two minutes left, please check your work."

Ta ma de, I looked down on my paper,
BLANK, BLANK, BLANK, BLANK,
more over still on page 2.
With some drool on it.

I hurried and scribbled through the paper in a minute and awaited collection.

Pro right, like that also can score C5.

Must be I do a lot of good deed in my last life.