Look at this, look at this!





My new lappy!
The pictures doesn't do it justice,
its, in fact, fucking shiny and ultra chio.
Honest!

Alright, I didn't buy it at Republic Poly,
I got it at White Sand's Challenger last night,
with Kenny.

When I draw out 1200$ from the ATM,
I tell you, the thickness of the 50$ notes..
can be used to slap your face hard.

Met up with Wang,
to get a new hair cut.
My hair is, ultimate short.

Went down to Mustafa with her to get her phone,
Samsung F-something one.
A pink phone.

Wait, thats not the main point,
the big deal is not her pink phone,
its MY pink phone!




Bought it along with Wang,
LG ice cream in PINK!




Uh huh! The button lights are pink too!

I'm turning bimbo,
(leave me a seat, Natalie~)
my camera is pink, and now my phone is also pink.

Wait, Wang is turning bimbo too,
her phone is pink, and her new laptop is HOT PINK.

Cousins la, cousins.

Oh ya, bought my NUM top,
and joined the NUM member,
The name on my membership card will be "Ultimate Blogger".

Oh ya, when we were at Mustafa,
the sales assistants there,
practically ignored our calls,
so we figured, to work at Mustafa,
you have to pass 3 criterias,

1) You have to be deaf, or partially deaf.
2) You have to grow a mustache.
3) You have to be indian.