I'm at BK again!

My grandfather found a baby "Huang Ying", bird (as what he claimed the lil' prick is),
purportedly the bird will follow you around if you raise it by hand.

Neh, its those yellow birds which fly from tree to tree,
its as redundant as mynahs and crows but so much chio-er and harder to spot.

I took pictures of it,
but forgot to bring my camera out with me.

Oh yeah, the shit is horrible.
It explodes, really, it explodes,
like a volcano erupting.

Uh huh, my grandma says birds have no self control over passing waste.
Ew.

And please, you must be going, "Oh a lil' birdie! So cute!"
No way its cute. it looks like a cry for help, it looks like God hates him.
Baby birds are not cute, at all. And neither are baby lizards.